Monday, 7 January 2008

This is Not my Minky.

So how do you end a day like that? As Rob mentioned in the last post we met up with some Canadian friends of Geoff's on our grocery travels - which led directly to being invited to Ed's place for drinks. Ed has a house that borders on being called a compound - a private, fenced and gated home only seconds from the beach.

We sat for an hour or so on the pool deck, talking about Canada and kids and Costa Rica while a black pup of uncertain origin lounged at our feet and a monkey or two (we're not sure) played in the trees. The pup barked triumphantly when this monkey decided to move on, but sat quietly while it was there, due (Ed thinks) to an unfortunate encounter with an Iguana in recent days, that has given it a new respect for live things it does not understand.

We headed back here for supper, a BBQ with my attempt at CR ensalada (lettuce, onions, tomatos, cucumber, cilantro and lime juice), not bad, but I didn't get the mix quite right, and a rough evening sitting at the pool and watching the kids play.

It's a tough life. Somebody quickly remind me why I live in Brantford.

How to spend a day buying groceries


Eat breakfast, shower, shave and so on. No different than at home. Walk down to the beach. Very different. Walk along beach. (see photo) So different as to be on another planet, given that you are going for groceries. Walk up off the beach to the bus stop, and crowd on with all the ticas and ticos; there is no limit to how many can get on the bus. At least no limit we ever saw. (Geoff and I gave up our seats, which were filled by a grateful mother, grandmother (?) and three children, and could have done it five times more if we had five more seats each to give up. It is now about 10:00 am.

Stay on the bus for an hour plus, or thirty kilometres; both will probably show up at the same time. More people will have crowded on, and some off by this time, and crowd is the operative word - personal space seems to be mutable here. I found that standing up is actually cooler than sitting down, given the comfortable breezes coming in through the windows, but it meant that I couldn't get a good look out the window, so there will not follow a description of the countryside on the way to Liberia.

Neither will a description of Liberia, other than to say it is as European in flavour as San Jose.

Stop at bank and change money. Regret that lower US $ means less colones. Stop and buy cups of orange juice, freshly squeezed, from a vendor. Stop in candy store and buy prizes for bingo game. Stop at Mondo Majica and buy cheap straw hats and sunglasses for them as need them. Walk to market. It is now just after 12:00. Order food at a soda. This is not a typo. (See comments to previous entry for details of food.) While Rob sits and stuffs himself, buy vegetables and fruit and realize that we will miss bus back to Coco at 1:00 pm. This is not a problem as there is another bus at 2:30 pm. Go to the dessert place and have the most sinful desert on the planet: tres leches. A national dessert. Go to Wal-Mart equivalent. Run into friends of Geoff. Stuff backpack with several hundredweight of things, strap to Rob. Actually, David also had a full, although smaller pack too. Head off to bus and board it, with uncounted others also heading in the same direction and stand - at least David and I did- all the way back to Coco. I looked down once and the was a little Tica girl, probably four, sitting almost on my feet, next to her mother, who was also standing. It is as well I had not shifted my feet for some time.

Word or two on rudeness. Jane (seated) was speaking with a woman from Wisconsin when a Tico offered her his seat. "I'm an Independant Woman,"W from W said haughtily, and continued to stand.

Bus in at 3:15. Strap back on tons of supplies, head off down beach. Stop to photograph kids, show them the result, photograph them again, show results, take another picture... you get it.
Home by 3:45.

Ruminants/ Ruminations/ Ruritania

Cattle here are brahmas, horns, humps and dopey faces. I've been told that the portion of them that ends up as steak is cut 90 degrees to the way we do it at home, and not hung anywhere near as long after slaughter which would make it tougher than I am used to. Were steak to come up in conversation between a Costa Rican and myself, we would each assume that we knew exactly what the other was talking about - that it in fact was the same thing, descibed by the same words - which isn't exactly true. Neither one of us would have the ultimate definition of steak, except in the context of everything else we know. So when I tell you of things I have seen here, don't weigh my emotional undertones too heavily. I get the feeling that I often don't know what I'm looking at, at least in Costa Rican terms.

What is the difference between poor and poverty? How do the people who actually live in some of the tin shacks I saw on the way to Ocatal view their circumstances? To my eyes, they were by far the most disadvantaged I have seen so far. I saw no dirty, squalid children - plenty of clean ones, with clean clothes - but the most charitable thing I could say about their houses is that it would not take long to push them over. How fair is my assessment?

If I toss out everything but the fact that some Costa Ricans have very little material possessions, and do not appear unduly worried about it, please understand that I am doing so in the hope that I will eventually know enough to make intelligent conclusions about it all.

But I don't think I'm going to be here long enough - this time.

Sunday, 6 January 2008

It's a tough job.....

Starting up a corporation in Costa Rica has been a sacrifice. If, that is, you can define sacrifice as working hard to do something you really want to do. For me, walking out of the airport in San Jose felt like coming back home. I took a deep breath, just because here is one place that I can, switched to Spanish mode, and set about getting us to the other side of the country. Rob has written about the trip, the bus ride, and some of the events that have occurred in the past 48 hours since we arrived....

...so, let me introduce you to some of our new friends, and Geoff's neighbours. This is Sol on the left. She and her family are here from Venezuela, trying to make a new life for themselves away from the oppressive communist government. Apparently her Dad's skin is too dark, and he counts as "negro", making him for some reason undesirable. On the right is Grandma. We don't actually know what her real name is, but she is the grandmother of David's new friend Denny. Grandma hosted a rousing game of bingo around the pool last night. In Spanish, of course. We had so much fun, we are reconvening tonight in the rancho beside the pool for the playoffs. We have purchased bags of candy for prizes.
And this is Kayley. She is Denny's girlfriend from Sunday school. She is shy and quiet, and a lot of fun. And, as you can see, she is buried up to her neck in sand. Denny's family buried her, then found us on the beach and asked us to take a picture. They didn't tell us what they had done, and left the poor girl up to her neck in sand for 20 minutes while we ate, because it would be rude to interrupt our meal.

There is a possibility that you could come to a place like this and keep to yourself, never meeting any of the people that make Costa Rica what it is. It would be a sad and pointless trip in my opinion, but it could be done. For me, I prefer watching David playing volleyball in the pool with Sol's Dad, or darts with Sol, or snorkling with Denny to look for coral and shells. I prefer playing cards with Grandma and having political discussions in Spanglish with Sol's mother and Uncle.

To each his own, I guess. And now I have to run, they are waiting out on the pool deck for me to come and play cards. Hasta manana!

Off to Ocatal


Today was a strenuous day at the beach; hard work that needed doing. We courageously stepped into the breach so that all of you at home wouldn't have to bestir yourselves - that's okay, we'll get over it.


While it is true that we are already at the beach - Playa del Coco - the beach at Ocatal is 'better', or more picturesque, or less likely to have fishing boats anchored off it, or more popular among the locals, or something that necessitated us taking a taxi 3 or 4 kilometeres there. Oh yes; it was the black sand - fine, hot, inclined to glisten like fresh asphalt as the water drew back. There is white sand here as well - brown, really, but that's quibbling - that the waves mix with the black in ways that apparently are never the same twice. This might be true, but I would have to go back there to check, which is a hardship I am willing to endure in the name of science. Funny little sideways crabs defy gravity on the rocks, children roll about and turn themselves black and run into the water and wash it away. I had ceviche - marlin 'cooked' in the acid in lime juice, with herbs, onions and spices - delicious beyond words.

Saturday, 5 January 2008

First Impressions Take Time




If you are lucky, your first impressions of a place will be both accurate and somehow profound - so when you put them in sentences and commit them to being read by someone who actually has any experience of it, you won't come across as a complete idiot. But my first impressions of Costa Rica were formed in the bleary fog of being awake far too long before I got off the plane, of the disconcertion that air travel seems to bring to the inexperienced traveller (namely me) and the fact that I fell asleep before we got out of San Jose and never saw how it became that up to which I awoke. My second impressions are, unfortunately when it comes to making any sense of it all, modifications of my first by way of a day to which I have nothing in my past to compare it, so you might as well peg me as that idiot now and be done with it.

Maybe I should just back up and do the plane thing first.

There is an easy way to get to the airport in Detroit - I've done it twice - and then there is the way we took, which was not so straightforward. In the end, this did not matter, because we easily made the flight. There were moments when I worried that we were driving around the world's largest landing field without an entrance to the terminal, that it had been laid out by a direct descendant of the farmer in the joke who said " you caint get there from here," and meant it. Then I worried at the baggage check counter that the tube holding Geoff's fishing rod would remind Homeland Security of a bazooka mated with a pipe-bomb - and it didn't, and then I worried that I would die when the plane failed to get into the air, but not in a way that actually caused me any distress, if you know what I mean. Perhaps I was a little punchy, even before the flight.

It would not be fair to Continental Airlines to write disparagingly of their planes, and the service on them - firstly because the return tickets we purchased are a bargain, and it seems silly to whine about saving money, and secondly because I have so little experience on airlines that I lack any reference points to know if I have anything about which to complain. That complete idiot thing again. I would have liked more space between me and my neighbours; I would definitely have liked it if the cabin pressure had been high enough so that it did not take me nine hours after we landed in San Jose before I could hear properly again. But I don't think any of this is Continental's fault.

Street lights from above are orange -whole cities are orange star clusters - sun rises are spectacular, although I was on the wrong side of the plane to see the one piped in especially for us. A picture is included.

Texas - who knew that there were so many trees around Houston? I mean, other than anyone who has ever lived there, or visited it, or flown over. For some reason, the only pictures of Houston I can recall are ones of the Johnson Space Center which I had seen as a kid, nary a tree in sight, and this is what I suppose I expected to find, if I thought about it, which I didn't. See - complete idiot.

There was a bit more room on the flight from Houston to San Jose, for a given value of more. I had chewing gum this time so there was not as much problem with my ears, for a given value of ears. I awoke on the first flight as we were descending into Houston and could not hear the jet engines - they might have been shut off, or fallen off the plane for all I knew. On the second descent, I knew they were there. Kinda.

On this flight I sat next to a pretty, little officina - as she so labelled herself while filling out out the profession part of the Costa Rican immigration form we all completed before landing. That is to say, she wrote officina and I mentally appended the adjectives pretty and little. She was Costa Rican, travelling with her husband, she said, an American from Kansas where they now lived. They too had got a deal on the purchase of their tickets, and only had to sit eleven rows apart. (Neither Jane, David nor I were together either, although it was a mere matter of two or three rows for us.) We came in to San Jose over mountains starting to lose the greeness of the rainy season, crossed convoluted hills and valleys through which dirt roads wound, watched houses and farms laid out according to whim and geography and no civic planning whatsoever grow larger and closer beneath the wings, and she looked upset and wiped away a tear or two, which I carefully did not notice.

Two days on here, I am beginning to understand why she might miss this place.

And here I have to leave off, still not having dealt in any meaningful way with my first impressions of Costa Rica. I could say that San Jose is a dirty place - or at least a place that has trash everywhere waiting to be picked up - and not convey in any way the sense that this is not a slight on the people who live there. I could say that there are buildings that look worn and stained, but the citizens aren't, that their cars are rode hard and put away wet, that they drive like cheerful maniacs, and still not get across the idea that this place seems good in a way unlike the Canadian cities I know. We were waved through Customs, because we were obviously a family. At a bus station so far removed from anything touristy that Jane could use no English to by the tickets, I saw families with children - well behaved, obviously loved, polite, clean, well-dressed, quiet children - who remained all of these things on a four and a half hour bus ride with only one short rest stop. The bus had lost a minor argument with a hard object in its path at some time in its past; it needed cleaning; it was driven with quiet competance by a driver who made the best possible time on a two lane road on which there is never not a convoy of vehicles in front of it as it snakes up, down and around the mountains, never a break in the stream of transport trucks and cars coming in the other direction. As evening fell, nearly every house we passed had people sitting out front, talking with each other. A country of people who talk to each other - how strange.

The man sitting next to me fell asleep; his head ended up on my shoulder when the bus shifted him going into curves. He would wake up, move and go back to sleep - I know just enough Spanish to have told him that I speak none, which would not have solved the problem, so I decided it wasn't a big enough thing to bother about.

All self-respecting houses I have seen here are componds - surrounded by walls, spiked fences, small gates, barb wire, razor wire, bars on the windows, broken pop bottles set in cement - but there is no sense of imminent violence. Even houses too poor for adequate security have as much of it as they can afford, and the air of doing so just to show that they can. A determined thief would not be slowed down.

Somebody here is always working on their car; almost none of the vehicles are North American. I have seen Datsuns (Datsuns have been Nissans longer than most of my children have been alive) that turned into rust flakes back home three decades ago still on the road, and at least one truck, pictured at the top of this entry, that should have been driven to the nearest junkyard and left there with its cargo. It had no grille, no driver's door, no muffler, no tread, no suspension to speak of, no panel undented or unscraped. And on the same roads I have seen some of Japan's and Europes latest, cars that I couldn't afford.

Unfortunately, I think I am failing at getting across my first impressions; or at least sorting them out. I am going to stop trying, for now. Jane and Geoff and David have been having a great old time out by the pool with Geoff's neighbours from Venezuela for the last couple of hours while I typed this, and I'm going out to see what all the laughter is on about.